Friday, January 20, 2012

Full of Brenzie

I thought I only have one talkative child... I was wrong.  Turns out Brenzie is so chatty that I can't keep track of all the things he says that make us smile.  Here are few "Brenzie-isms" that transpired throughout the day...

About trains:
Me:  Brenzie, you played with your trains many times this week ah.  You like trains now?
Brenzie:  I love trains eh.  Trains puff and it's so ticklish and they say, "Choo-choo!"  [Big smile]  Trains like me eh. They kiss me eh.  They say, "Choo-choo!"  

About Mom being angry:
Me:  Brenzie, please give mom a hug. [Big hug from Brenzie]
Brenzie:  Mama, why are always angry at me?
Me:  [Defensive] Am I always angry at you?
Brenzie: [Nodding]
Me:  Why do you think Mama gets angry at you?
Brenzie:  I don't know.
Me:  Do I get angry if you're a good boy?
Brenzie:  No.
Me:  Do I get angry if you don't obey?
Brenzie:  Yes.
Me:  Do I get angry if you don't want to brush your teeth?
Brenzie:  Yes.
Me:  Do I get angry if it's time for dinner and you don't eat with us?
Brenzie:  Yes.
Me:  Do I get angry if you eat by yourself?
Brenzie:  No.
Me:  Do you know why Mama gets angry at you?
Brenzie: [Smiling] No.

About having cold feet:
Me:  Brenzie, your feet are so cold!
Brenzie:  You forgot to give me socks eh.
Me:  Alright, I'll get your socks.
Brenzie: [Getting the socks from me] Thank you.  You're the best!

About a scary show:
Brenzie:  I watched a scary show when you were asleep.
Me:  What was it about?
Brenzie:  Secret!

About school:
Brandon:  What school means to you?
Brenzie:  Teacher Jeannie and Teacher Maya!  (His teachers at Kindermusik.)

About counting:
Brenzie: [Counting the stars on his socks] 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, (no 15), 16...
Me:  You know how to count already?
Brenzie:  Yes!  I'm good eh!  But sometimes I need help.

Brenzie's Favorite Expressions:
1.  "Let's play!"- He says this to us ALL THE TIME!
2.  "You have surprise for me?"-  He asks me and Brandon this the minute we get home when the kids are left at home.  He never fails.
3.  "You gave me the wrong surprise!!!"-  Obviously, he says this if he doesn't like the surprise given to him.
4.  "Oh dear..."- He says this with a really sad face when he feels bad about something, i.e. when Trixie has to go to bed but he still wants to play. 
5.  "I hate you!"-  He says this to anyone he is angry at.  He got this expression from Rio.  He used to say "You're a loser!"  He got that one from Cars.